WHAT NOT TO WEAR - GLO SLIDE AND BOUNCE EVENT COVERED BY BELLANAIJA

I love reading blogs showcasing events in Lagos and seeing what people wear to these events. I've decided that a lot of people; 1) do get dressed in the dark or under very poor light at the very least and 2) they either have very wicked friends or these people so believe in their own fabulosity they are unwilling to listen to anyone. The former, one can just blame on PHCN and the fact that one always underestimates the power of having your picture taken under bright lights, but the latter.........self delusion or lose your friends!
I was reading on Bellanaija, about some Glo event that took place in Lagos last week Saturday and as usual it was underwhelming in the fashion sense. Some though were worthy of mentioning (and not in the good way):

I don't know who these ladies are (there weren't any names in the caption) but if they left the house together, the one on the right should take my advice above and lose her friend in green (who looked good by the way). I've never understood why women with bellies choose to wear tight fitting/figure forming dresses. Just because you are slim it doesn't mean you can wear anything.

She really has no business wearing this. Not because she has fat legs but because they are fat and doughy........and generally just not pleasant to look at. Which is a shame because she has a pretty face, and would have looked better wearing a long flowy skirt, jeans, anything that covers those legs.









Waje on stage

Chee on stage

Okay I'd really feel bad about this if I find out Waje (left) is actually pregnant, anything else would be inexcusable........Again you just can't wear anything because you are slim. Lycra/jersey material can (and should) only be worn by people with zero body fat...a.k.a Victoria Becham.
On the otherhand I liked Chee's (right) stage outfit. I thought it showed her good features like her legs and the dress/bodice isn't so tight as to reveal any bulges. The sheer pantyhose was a good idea too, because the bright stage lights will show all her leg imperfections which are nicely camouflaged by the pantyhose. I'm not feeling her hair though.

Also worth mentioning, but in a good way, was this unnamed young lady on the right. She was well put together. I liked her ensemble, simple yet chic. Make-up and hair were well done too. It's also probable that her legs may be as lumpy as the girl's above but you'd never know.......